DeiHinaIta: Dark Angel Chapter Four

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Two weeks had passed with not much activity at the Akatsuki. Hinata had finally confirmed to Pein a few days ago that Deidara had absolutely no connections to anyone or anything outside of the organization whatsoever, so she was told to stop watching him. Many times she was almost caught spying on him BY him, but Deidara never did get her. Anyway, after she was told to quit spying, Hinata and her "parents" went to the meeting room to discuss plans of capturing the jinchuriki more efficently, since Hinata was basically the co-leader, besides Konan of course.
Hidan and Kakuzu, the only two members who didn't meet Deidara yet, were finally coming from a failed mission in capturing the one tailed jinchuriki. Hidan was of course very furious, but Kakuzu didn't really care for the time being (since they managed to get a bounty on a feared missing-nin). They came to the base's entrance and went inside.
"Gah...fuck. My damn neck's all fucked up," Hidan said, rubbing the side of his neck. Kakuzu said nothing and just passed by him, setting his suitcase full of money on a chair.
"I'll cash this in tomorrow," Kakuzu said aloud.
"Geez, all you care about is fucking money, huh? Greedy bastard," Hidan said, still trying to get the knot out of his neck. Kakuzu glanced at him.
"You mind getting that blood off of you anytime soon? You're starting to stink the whole place," Kakuzu told him.
"Yeah, yeah...after I get something to fucking eat..." Hidan growled, going down the hall. Kakuzu rolled his eyes.
What an ass.
Hidan opened the door to the kitchen, and just as he was about to go inside, he saw someone he never saw before, already eating breakfast at the kitchen table, the person's back facing him. The stranger had long, loose blond hair. Hidan smirked. They didn't tell me new guy'd be a GIRL...heheheh...
Kakuzu, who was following Hidan (also trying to avoid the mess of blood Hidan left when HE walked down the hall eariler), saw the look in Hidan's eyes. Kakuzu sighed.
This can't end well...
Hidan approached the person, who was ignoring his presence, munching on a slice of buttered toast. Hidan, not even looking at the stranger's face, tried to look as attractive as possible saying, "Hey baby, how's it going? I just couldn't help but notice y-HOLY SHIT IT'S A DUDE!" Hidan yelled, finally seeing the face of the person, backing up to the wall. There were so many things the newcomer wanted to say then, but the glare he was giving Hidan as he continued munching on his toast said it all.
"Wha...what the hell? How could you be a fucking guy?" Hidan yelled, breathing heavily against the wall. Kakuzu was snickering.
"You want me to PROVE I'm a guy, hmmm?" the man, who was of course Deidara, asked with a very annoyed tone. Hidan's eyes widened.
"Fuck no! Keep that shit to yourself!" Hidan yelled, getting away from the wall and walking to Kakuzu's side. Deidara laughed.
"What the fuck are you laughing at?" Hidan shouted.
"You of course," Deidara replied.
"You fucking-"
"ENOUGH. BOTH OF YOU," a feminine voice said from the other side of the room. The three Akatsuki members looked to that side of the room, seeing Hinata.
"Morining Princess," Deidara said, waving his half eaten toast in the air at her. She, of course, said nothing.
"What the fuck's with that princess shit?" Hidan muttered, but was not answered. Hinata, pretty much ignoring Deidara, looked at Hidan and Kakuzu.
"So, you FINALLY got back from your mission...what took you?" Hinata asked. Deidara mentally growled at her for ignoring him yet again.
"Ah, we started to finally head back here about a week ago, but Kakuzu here insisted we go after this missing-nin from the Mist Village, saying he had a big bounty on his head or some shit, and it took a damn long while, trying to find him and kill him, and turn him in so Kakuzu could get his fucking money, so...yeah..." Hidan explained, scratching the back of his head.
"And obviously, we have failed our mission in capturing one tail," Kakuzu said.
"Well, you two were never assigned that mission in the first place. My father said you weren't fit for catching that jinchuriki, but Hidan insisted to go get it anyway, didn't you Hidan?" Hinata said.
"Yeah, well...who gives a fuck..." Hidan said with a small blush of embarassment.
"I told you we'd fail," Kakuzu said to Hidan. "But you wouldn't listen. As always..."
"Hey, shut the fuck u-"
"Hidan, can't you try for once not to swear?" Hinata asked.
"Yeah, I mean what's with this guy? All that comes out him is "fuck this" and "shit"! It gets irrating you know, hmmm!" Deidara shouted.
"So does that stupid "hmmm" of yours too, asshole," Hidan hissed. Deidara sprung up out of his chair, glaring at Hidan.
"What was that fuc-"
"WHAT DID I TELL YOU TWO?" Hinata asked angrilly. Deidara and Hidan immediately stopped, Deidara sitting back down. Kakuzu smirked. Amazing how this little girl has such high authority over us...
"Okay Princess, calm down...don't get your panties in a bunch, hmmm..." Deidara told her. Hinata glared at him, turning red. Deidara sighed. It's irriating how she despises me so much, hmmm...
Hinata walked over to the counter quietly, grabbing a coffee cup from the shelf and pouring herself some coffee. Deidara stared at her, thinking. Hidan looked at Deidara following his eyes to Hinata, then back to Deidara. After a moment of that, a sly smirk went across Hidan's lips.
"Hey Deidara, you mind gettin' your eyes off Hinata's butt? I know you think she's damn sexy and all, but come on man..." Hidan said.
"WHAT?" Deidara yelled, a giant blush going across his face as he shot an evil glare at Hidan. Hinata flinched, almost breaking the coffee pourer, but didn't turn to look at them.
"Hidan, stop lying. I know he didn't stare at my...you know..." Hinata said, completely annoyed by Hidan.
"How the fuck do you- oh right, fuckin' Byakugan! Dammit! With that stupid thing it's as hard as hell to trick you!" Hinata smiled to herself as she let her Byakugan fade away from her face, taking a sip from her coffee cup.
Well, half of what the bastard said was a lie, hmmm... Deidara thought to himself with a small blush. Deidara got up with his plate and went to the trash, emptying the bits he didn't eat. After putting it in the sink, he announced, "Alright, see you guys later-"
"Wait a minute," Hinata told him, grabbing the sleeve of Deidara's cloak. Deidara immediately turned his head to her, looking at her questionably over his shoulder.
"Aww, Hinata doesn't want her Deidara to leave so soon...?" Hidan taunted, tilting his head to the side.
"Shut the hell up Hidan (hmmm)," Deidara and Hinata said to him in unison. Hidan chuckled to himself, Kakuzu rolling his eyes. Hinata looked into Deidara's eyes.
"Your first mission is in three weeks. I suggest you get ready for it," Hinata told him. The three men's eyes widened.
"Finally, hmmm! I've been waiting for some action!" Deidara exclaimed, taking his sleeve away from Hinata's light grip, a huge grin across his face. "What am I suppose to do?"
"Not ONLY you, but Sasori too. He is your partner afterall," Hinata told him. Deidara sighed.
"Yeah whatever. Just give me the details, hmmm!"
"You and Sasori will be going to Suna to capture one tails. My parents and I think you two are best qualified for dealing with that specific beast." Deidara's eyes widened.
"One tailed...?" he said to himself.
"AW COME ON! We just got back from there, failing, and you're already sending out another team to get it just like that? Pretty fucking disrespectful if you ask me, dammit..."
"It's not disrespectful at all Hidan. We NEED the jinchuriki, don't you understand? We'll keep trying and trying until we have every single one sealed," Hinata said. Hidan scoffed. Hinata looked at the three of them. "My parents and I were discussing which two-man teams take on which jinchurikis, based on your skills and such. So, starting with one tails, Deidara and Sasori will go capture it, two tails will be caught by you two, Hidan and Kakuzu, three tails-"
"WHOO-HOO! YEAH BABY! NEW MISSION! COME ON, KAKUZU! LET'S GET THE FUCKER!" Hidan yelled happily, heading for the door.
"No Hidan! You can't disrrupt the balance of the tailed beasts. One tails has to be sealed first before we can get two tails, go it? So for the time being, stay in the base, unless Kakuzu would like to catch some more bounty..."
"That's what I'll be doing, and my lovely assistant Hidan will help me," Kakuzu said tauntingly at Hidan. Hidan rolled his eyes.
"Whatever. As long as I can use 'em for my rituals, that's fucking fine with me I guess..." Hidan said, staring frustratingly at the ground.
"Good. Oh, and just incase you're wondering WHY you and Sasori's mission is postponed to three weeks from now, Deidara, that's because it takes a little while to prepare the Ged? Maz? for extraction. So just be patient," Hinata explained.
"Um...okay then..." Deidara said. "I'll be seeing you guys later then I guess. I'll just, go to my room or something, I don't know, hmmm..."
"Fine with me. Bye," Hinata said, picking up her coffee cup and leaving the room through another doorway. Deidara watched her leave, and as soon as she was gone, he sighed. Hidan saw that, and immediately walked over to Deidara before he had a chance to leave.
"So you really dig Hinata, huh?" Hidan asked. Deidara made a face.
"Shut up, hmmm! Those matters are none of your business!" Deidara spun around and walked fast out of the room, hoping Hidan didn't see the acursed blush that was starting to form on his cheeks. Unfortunately Hidan DID see it.
"So it's TRUE! Hahahaha! Oh...Oh...that's a fucking riot!" Hidan laughed/yelled after Deidara as Deidara slammed the door behind him.
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She walked down the street quietly. The townspeople around her busily passed by her, smiling and laughing, having discussions amongst themselves, not having a care in the world. She hated it.
None of them could ever understand how lucky they were.
Most had families, who loved and cared about them.
But she didn't.
She was Hyuuga Hanabi, one of the last of the Hyuuga clan.
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